Review
Campy, cum-filled, comic, quirky vintage gay porn film. The American Adventures of Surelick Holmes is a subversive movie and a one of a kind in the world of gay porn. From scene to scene it trippingly switches from high camp to nasty mouth cum shots to painfully bad but funny acting to pissing to transvestite sex to S/M, all the while parodying that bastion of.detectives, Sherlock Holmes.
Surelick, and his trusted companion Watson, are off to America to solve a case! It seems that the Board of Directors for Mr. Rich Bitch's company are being murdered because he refuses to pay ransom money of one million dollars. Mr. Rich Bitch has engaged "Charles Head ... Private Dick" to solve the case, and Charles has summoned his old school chum, Surelick.
Mr. Rich Bitch has an impoverished nephew who, convinced by his lover, decides to try and get money from his Uncle. At this point Surelick meets Mr. Rich Bitch who has recieved another ransom note. With no clues or suspects, Surelick advises Mr. Rich Bitch to pay the demanded ransom, in order for Surelick to catch him red-handed. Mr. Rich Bitch agrees and Holmes leaves.
The nephew and his lover arrive and Mr. Rich Bitch is delighted to see them, until he finds out their designs on his money. Outraged, he has the boys tied and chained in his dungeon and directs the Butler to punish them with S&M treatment.
Meanwhile, Holmes is delivering the ransom money to the specified place. Once. there, however, he barely escapes an attempt on his life which winds up in a passionate sex scene. The would-be murderer is killed by a poison dart and Holmes finds that both the killer and ransom money have vanished! Unfortunately, Mr. Rich Bitch shorted the ransom money by one dollar, so the Board Member is killed.
Deducing that other Board Members are next, Holmes, Watson, and Charles each shadow a Board Member. But each of these Members are murdered. Back in the dungeon, Mr. Rich Bitch's maid frees the nephew and lover who then find Holmes and tells him of their harsh treatment. Holmes decides that Mr. Rich Bitch is the murderer tryinq to kill the Board of Directors so that he can keep their share of the company profits.
Returning to Mr. Rich Bitch1s house, the maid tells Holmes that Mr. Rich Bitch was responsible for his/her father's death, and Holmes tells him/her that Mr. Rich Bitch "will get his IN THE END" - which is exactly what happens when Holmes rapes Mr. Rich Bitch.
The movie has numerous sex sequences, involving (at one time or another) everybody from Holmes and Watson, to Watson and Charles, to the maid and Holmes, to etc., etc., etc. Overall a fun romp with some magnificent cumshots along the way, classic gay porn
Key Words
BDSM | Black | Cumshot | Gangbang | Gay Orgy | Masturbation | Parody | Satire | Pissing | Watersports | Camp | Detective | Transvestite | Feature Film | 16mm Film
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