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Cowboy Whisperer

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Published on Monday, 19 December 2011 21:36

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A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.      

Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"      

Indian: "Dog no talk."      

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"      

Dog: "Doin' all right."      

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)      

Dog: "Yep."      

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"      

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
           takes me to the lake once a week to play."      

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)      

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"      

Indian: "Horse no talk."      

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"      

Horse: "Cool."      

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)      

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)      

Horse: "Yep."      

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"      

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me
              down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."      

Indian: (Look of total amazement)      

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"      

Indian: "Sheep lie."

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