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Holiday Warning

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Category: Jokes

Published on Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:39

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Since people are out celebrating the holiday season,

which always includes the consumption alcoholic beverages,

I thought it was important to share this information.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and Department of Motor Vehicles

indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% of accidents are caused by assholes who drink

bottled water, Starbucks coffee, soda, juice, energy drinks, use their cell phone's, shave,

put on make-up or reads a book or newspaper while driving and stuff like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.

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