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Flat Tire

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Published on Friday, 16 December 2011 23:33

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A beautiful blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day. So she eases the car over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them, and stands them up at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The life like cardboard men are naked wearing trench coats that are open, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprising, traffic slowed down and became backed up for hundred's of feet. It wasn't very long before a police car arrived.

The Officer wasclearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here"

“My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

“Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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