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				Category: Jokes		

	

	Published on Saturday, 17 December 2011 18:22	

	

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We’ve all heard about people having guts and balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

 

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.


 


GUTS


Coming home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”


 


BALLS


Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next”.


 


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death

				
	



											
																	

							

							
							
							
							
														
														
							
							
														
						


						

						


					


					
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