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In Work, At Prison

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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should

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make things a little bit clearer.

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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

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IN PRISON..........you get three meals a day.

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AT WORK............you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

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IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

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AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

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IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

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AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

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IN PRISON.........you can watch TV and play games.

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AT WORK............you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet.

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AT WORK............you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

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IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

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AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

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IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

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AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

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IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

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AT WORK ............you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

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IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

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AT WORK.............they are called managers.

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Now get back to work!!!!!

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