Two catholic priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of the priests looks over at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. 

He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder,
not your penis." 
 
The priest with the patch replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."