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Johnny Cook

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"Introducing Mr. 18-1/2 inches himself, Long Dong Silver!," the star of this pseudo-documentary and the Clarence Thomas supreme court hearings.

Born Johnny Cook, Long Dong narrates footage of himself walking down the street with the outline of his cock, which almost reaches his knees, showing through his jeans. He talks about growing up in the Bahamas and what it is like growing up with an 18-1/2-inch dick.

"Everyone always knew I had a big cock."

The other kids teased him, but "the joke that really hurt the was the one about my mother mating with an elephant."

He steps into an alley to piss and rather than just flipping out his dick, he has to spend a while pulling it out of his jeans.

"Girls always want to touch it. I was 11 when I lost my virginity. I had never met no woman that I couldn't make happy."

He is shown doing several photo shoots and posing with women. In one, his long, dark cock is completely covered, from balls to cockhead, in leather straps. Women swing his cock back and forth and let him "tittie fuck" them.

Making a movie with a Marilyn Monroe look-alike, he attempts to look like he's having sex. In actuality, there are no close-ups and his dick never gets hard.

He ends up doing a burlesque show with two women in thigh-high vinyl boots. He dances and swings his cock back and forth while the women feel him up.

Basically, this is a heterosexual film with no dick close-ups, but several pussy close-ups.

A 23 minute film and a piece of history about an infamously big dick and the man who has it.

"It's only 23 minutes long, but it's nearly 19 inches long! Yup, this is the one that got Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas in heaps of trouble back in the day. Long Dong's dong barely looks alive, let alone like something anyone would want to tackle, but take a gander and seethe in anger. Jealous much?"
-Keeneye Reeves

Key Words

Big Dick | Black