Cast List

Rico Suave, Julio Nieves, Jason Robles, M. Vic Mann, Tony Fontana, Jorge Fuentes, Raphael Bonito, Carlos Tijera, Tony Reyes, T.J. Colon, Flaco Cabezon

Review

Impish Julio Nieves serves both as the central character and as a model for all the unsettled Puerto Rican homeboys in New York (who discover their bodies are marketable, but that their souls are not) in this Latino Fan Club release.

Julio pets and sucks the average cock of his cute, light-skinned buddy, but when the stud goes to shower, Julio makes arrangements for even more sex. Dark and lovely T.J. Colon, furry Tato, masculine and lean Flaco Cabezon, and Julio have a suck fest where everybody (except Flaco) takes turns on each other's schlong.

To a man, they are long, knob-headed and uncut. Flaco gets to plow Tato's hairy, pungent behind with slow, deep, painful thrusts that cause his bullet butt-banger to squirt all over his ass. Tato is left to jerk off alone.

Later, Julio becomes enmeshed in the street and drug culture, even seen smoking crack in the basement of the neighborhood crack house. He uses his body to find shelter where he can, and is next seen showering at drop-dead gorgeous Jason Robles's pad.

Jason joins Julio, and their sensual water and mutual lather play is a delight to behold due to the obvious sincerity and affection they hold for one another. Unfortunately, when these two beauties get into bed, all bets are off. We even hear the director Brian Brennan yell, "Move around like you guys are alive!" Jason finally wiggles his plump ass as Julio tries gamely to plug him, but it's clear that Julio is unused to fucking a man's hole, and shoots quickly after barely entering Jason's fuzzy and aromatic portals of pleasure.

Coupled with Brennan's inability to maintain focus, this potentially hot scene is simply a bust. Next, Julio hooks up with Tony Fontana, a voyeuristic, stand-offish, white-haired, old, thin, white queen, who supports him and cleans up behind the slumbering and self-absorbed Julio. Tony discovers through a newspaper clipping in Julio's wallet that Julio's mom was slain in front of him; somehow this leads him to excuse all of Julio's pathologic behavior, even when Julio leaves him waiting in Times Square on his birthday.

Meanwhile, Julio, T.J. and Tony Reyes, a bearded, slight cutie, have a suck and fuck three-way in a bedroom. Julio has learned his lesson, and bangs T.J. with more confidence and skill than previously displayed. Julio and Tony finish by gushing buckets. Rico Suave, an older brother figure to Julio, is on the warpath, tracking Julio to rescue him from his sordid life. Going to the crack basement, Rico gets sucked by handsome, dark, lean Jorge Fuentes in exchange for information and crack.

Jorge lovingly tongue-bathes Rico's long, thin, dark dick, and whacks his own formidable baton, cumming a heavy load. Rico face-fucks Jorge's open mouth and throat, and splashes his thick cum in the cock-sucker's face, which he wipes off with a discarded newspaper.

Going upstairs, Rico wrestles a crack pipe from Julio, and forces him to accompany him home for intensive, confrontational talk therapy. Rico is the true star here, sprinkling his earnest conversation with street savvy and genuine concern, opening up and revealing his own drug-filled past, as well as his unwavering support and sense of obligation towards Julio. Rico gets Julio a job as a Langley Hotel room service technician (licensed and working), and insists that Julio takes it, even going so far as to walk him down to the hotel.

Every opportunity is an opportunity for sex for the chunky Julio, and when he goes to repair a phone in one of the rooms, who should be there but the ubiquitous and greedy Tato, who's lured the angelic boxer Raphael Bonito to his room for some suck action. Julio joins and even gets more batting practice in Tato's succulent behind as Tato gobbles Raphael's pretty, thick sausage.

Julio then rushes to the hotel gym and gets Carlos Tijera and another fleshy, caramelized stud for more fun in Tato's room. Tato immediately gulps Carlos' immense log, stretching his oral cavity beyond human ability to try and get just one more inch of his hard-on. Julio, meanwhile, is being expertly blown by the smooth cutie, and drips a good load. Carlos proves his worth by getting behind Tato and slowly screwing him with smooth and clean strokes. Carlos' glistening, bronzed cakes flex their muscles as he pounds insistently into Tato's canal, filling his butt to overflow.

Carlos drops his juice in Tato's well-used hole, and Tato wanks himself after such a complete and thorough fuck. Tony travels to "Super Fat" M. Vic Mann's apartment for insight into the Puerto Rican culture, especially as how it relates to him and Julio, but M. Vic is too busy lusting and recounting his sexual exploits with Puerto Rican trade, even supplying photographic evidence to bolster his claims!

Tony obviously gets a clue, and next we see Julio, Tato and Rico as they cavort in a tiny bedroom, with Tato and Julio vying for Rico's piece. Julio jerks off quickly, and leaves Rico to face-fuck the insatiable Tato. Rico spurts his thick cum on Tato's face, and with Brennan's panning, we see this hot action has taken place at Tony's, with his approval and in his eyesight. Now, happily, both he and Julio can share a sex-filled life.

A very good story filled with gritty realism and urban drama, as well as good sex (though not great). Again, the continuity of the story was sketchy at best in places, and the acting and the sexual performances could have been a lot better. An average-at-best Latino Fan Club release.

One Bijou reviewer wrote:

 "A compelling, if unevenly plotted, story filled with gritty realism, urban drama, and good sex, albeit not the best sex Latino Fan Club has to offer. As with many of Brian Brennan’s “message” films, Spanish Harlem Knights actually exploits the very stereotypes – Puerto Rican crack ’ho, hapless old sugar daddy – that it attempts to expose. That said, if you have a weakness for men who are caramel brown and bad to the bone, nobody does Latino thugboy better than Brennan."

1991, 120 min.

Key Words

Anal Fucking | Big Dick | Cumshot | Latin | Masturbation/JO | Oral Cock Sucking | Threeway | Uncut