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FAMOUS BIG DICKS OF THE PAST
posted by Madam Bubby
We at Bijou specialize in many big dicks of the porn past, and thus here are a few famous hung historical hunks.
Fatty Arbuckle was a famous silent screen star of the 1920s who specialized in comic parts, but the scandal he became engulfed in was not funny. In 1921, after a three-day orgy that included the rape of a young starlet, the 300-pound actor was charged with manslaughter. The starlet died of peritonitis and a ruptured bladder because she could not take Arbuckle's supposedly huge endowment. Arbuckle ended up being acquitt after two mistrials, but Arbuckle's career was over.
Milton Berle, also known as “Uncle Milty,” was a famous U.S. Entertainer who flourished in the middle of the last century. Apparently he was challenged to a bet by a stranger who said his was bigger. The guy lost after Berle showed only a small part of the cock in a nearby bathroom. By the way, Berle liked to dress up in drag for many of his comedy acts.
Charles II, king of England, was nicknamed “Old Rowley” after a studhorse he owned. Supposedly his sceptre and cock were of equal length. Should we assume it was the length when erect? Interestingly enough, he could get any woman pregnant (several mistresses, a passel of illegitimate children) except his wife, the queen.
Aristotle Onassis, the Greek shipping tycoon (most unattractive in my opinion) who ended up marrying Jackie Kennedy, sometimes referred to his cock as “the secret of my success.” He was perhaps even better known as the lover of the famous opera singer and gay icon Maria Callas. Callas told a lady friend that “When I met Aristo, so full of life, I became a different woman.” The rumor then circulated that La Callas, who had married and divorced a man much older than herself, Giovanni Battista Menenghini who financially helped her career in its first stages, had never experienced an orgasm before.
Rasputin's cock was supposedly thirteen inches long when erect. When he was murdered in 1916, the oversized organ was supposedly cut from his corpse by his aristocratic killers. One of his former servants and lovers kept it in a wooden box by her bedside. By the way, his daughter Maria became a lion tamer.
And, from our porn past, let's remember Rick Donovan, nicknamed Rick “Humungous” Donovan, claimed that “it does take me ten minutes to get hard-on, but Jesus, fellas – give me a break. It takes a half-pint of blood to get this thing up.” We should all be so lucky.
Source – The Gay Book of Lists, by Leigh Rutledge, with some juicy tidbits added by Madame Bubby
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